#incorrect tdp

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Callum: I'm hiring you to kill someone

Runaan: who?

Callum: me

Runaan: okay

Callum: I know it's gonna be diffi- wow okay that was kinda fast even for you

Runaan: *nocks an arrow*

Callum: not yet NOT YET LEMME EXPLAIN THE PLAN

[ask-ethari-anything]

Rayla, holding a hairbrush: Ethari, can you teach Callum how to braid my hair?

Ethari: I'd love to, moonberry. Just sit right here and- Callum, are you paying attention?

Callum: Is... Is Runaan... happy crying?

Ethari: House Rule #16: If you ever see Runaan crying into his ponytail, no you didn't. He thinks if he can't see you, you can't see him.

[ask-runaan-anything]

Janai: Such a cute couple! How long have you been married?

Ethari: 15 years

Runaan: No?? It's 13??

Janai: I'm sorry, I thought you were together!

Ethari, aggressively holding Runaan's hand: We are! I've been married to him for 15 years, and he's been married to me for 13.

Janai: ???

Rayla: Moonshadow math was my least favorite subject.

[mooncrystalbeliever1]

*During some meeting after s5 though, but it can be during s6 or s7 or even beyond if u want idk & idc*

Opeil, talking and leading a meeting:

Rayla interrupts: Hey guys? *everyone turns to look at her*

Rayla: I'm doing a scrabble and I need a six letter word for disappointment

Everyone:

Rayla:

Soren, with a straight face: Family

Everyone:

Rayla: *spells it out slowly and counts it out on her fingers* . . .

Rayla: *long pause, then shrugs* Works for me, thx 😊

Soren: No prob 😊

Everone else:

[isthisareablog]

Soren: A girl is interested in me and I'm not going to ignore it!

Corvus: Soren, I want you

Soren: You want me to what?

Corvus: I… um…

Soren: Forgot what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time…

Soren: Well, I'm off!!

[classy-disaster]

Soren, giving Team Zym a pep talk: Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So, when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich. :D

[alluraswifey]

Rayla: *Finds a stray cat* Can we keep it?

Ethari: We can’t Runaan is allergic.

Rayla: He can sleep outside.

[evil-mage]

Conrad and Esmeralda’s first meeting:

Conrad: Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Esmeralda: How much?

Conrad: Enough to break the ice.

[0multifandomweirdo0]

Soren; So, any news?

Doctor; Not yet. We're waiting for your x-ray

Soren; I've never dated anyone named Ray

Doctor;

Soren;

Doctor; We need brain scan as well

[vorpalmuchness]

Viren: This is where I fell to my death

Terry: Cowa-bummer!

[freegiveway343]

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[beautifulterriblequeen]

Runaan: ...he turned to me, and he squawked

Ezran: I'm sorry, what?

Runaan: He squawked. Y'know... *squawk noises*

Ezran: Your accent is terrible and also Pip would never say that

[ask-ethari-anything]

Rayla: I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage. Ethari: Oh. You think our marriage is perfect? Runaan, slightly panicked: Is it not??

[ask-runaan-anything]

Opeli: King Ezran has sentenced you to death. You'll be hung.

Ethari, from the back: Sorry, but he's already hung.

Runaan: Uncuff me this instant so I can high four my husband.

[mooncrystalbeliever1]

(This is SO how it would go)

Ezran: Callum, how are babies made?

Callum, stuttering: OH! Um, . . . well . . . you see . . . Uhhh, mabey when ur older? . . . Cause . . . well . . . (etc, u get the point)

Ezran: Right, sorry *turns to Rayla* Rayla, how are-

Rayla, with a straight face: Sex

Ezran: K, thx Rayla😊

Rayla: No prob Ez 😊

Callum:

(I might do a continued/slightly different version someday)

[ask-ethari-anything]

free my man he only did some of that